My mummy: I've been looking at hay-making machines on youtube. They're really interesting!

Me: What do you want to look at hay-making machines for?

Mummy: Just like to see how they work. One machine rolls up the hay and another one wraps it up in plastic.

Me: Really? That's strange. The machines here are quite different.

Mummy: Hmmm... Is the hay there the round kind of the cube shaped kind?

Me: I don't know but the machines work differently.

Mummy: How?

Me: You press the button and it goes: HEY! YO! HELLO! WAZZUP!

Mummy: Idiot.