People are scrambling, tripping over themselves and fumbling for their wallets to treat me to meals these days. It's the ideal time to pig out.

I went to Kuishin-Bo with LL, Belle and Dog the other day. After 2 hours, Dog went for her TAP DANCING LESSON (I'm completely serious) and I died from too much food. LL and Belle went to shit and came back and continued to pig out for 2 more hours. All this is completely true.

Friday, I went out with Sinny. We went to Sentosa which was so expensive and boring that we came back to the mainland after a while. Then, I was dragged into bimbo shops by Sinny who made use of my fair skin to choose shiny bracelets for her friend. We had dinner at Sakae Sushi where we did research on : How many decent cups of tea can you get from one green tea bag? We forgot to count but I think it was about 10. Then I dragged Sinny to Borders where she experienced the worst pick-up line in the whole entire wide world. I will type it out in capitals so that the full impact of the desperation can hit you like an unexpected wave. Ready?

"EXCUSE ME, YOU SEEM TO HAVE THIS AURA ABOUT YOU."

Sinny refused to tell me until we had gone out of the bookshop. When she finally did, my laughter almost cracked the glass ceiling at Wheelock Place. Some guys are just very, very sad.