results day today.
me screwed up.

As she passed me my results slip, Mrs Tan said,"I guess I know how you will feel about these results."

Oh damn. There goes the great hopes of a promising future as a President's Scholar.
Well, to tell the truth, I didn't have such great hope anyway. And I already planned to live a screwed up life anyway. I'm going to climb Mount Kinabalu and get eaten by a BigFoot thing.

So despite the FUBAR(Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition) results, i went out with LL and Jason to watch a movie : Team America, World Police. A crappy vulgar show with puppets having sex and spewing vulgarities. After the movie three of us started going on and on about dicks, pussies and assholes. This made xinying, who joined us for dinner, slightly disturbed.

We ate subway, then Crepes at this restaurant in Raffles City. The waiters there were retarded beyond belief and piss us off a bit. Two of them, including the head waiter, couldn't understand the simple question of how long is the preparation time. Liling and I rephrased the question in 5 different ways. We got through at last and they told us 5-10 mins. So we ordered. And waited. And waited. And waited far too long for it to be interpreted as 5-10 mins by any reasonable person. Xinying had to leave for a music lesson her order arrived and I told the head waiter to pack her order in a pissed off way. We contemplated making a scene to get a free meal but decided against it.

Then LL, Jason and I went to the Timberland outlet for jason to quench his consumerist thirst. there are no shops in Pulau Tekong where he is doing NS.
After drooling our Timberland merchandise, we took a train to Kovan to meet Xinying and pass her her food in a box. Instead of utilising public transport, we decided to walk. So we walked to Jason's house where we said goodbye to LL and Jason. LL's father was waiting there in a car to drive her home. Xinying and I continued walking. At the traffic junction I said bye to Xinying and continued walking. it was a 45 min walk and it was getting late, nearing 11pm. But since I was carrying a heavy paper bag with a school year book and various university application materials, i knew i wouldn't meet any spooks. boring stuff works like a talisman according to the Law of Audrey.

I walk too much these days. I've been regularly walking home to serangoon from Toa Payoh, Orchard, Plaza Singpura, Bras Basah. And I always take the long route following the bus stops along the way to avoid getting lost. Walk and walk and walk and don't think about rubbishy stuff like crap results and global warming. Instead, think of good stuff like sky diving, and writing a violent, pornographic bestseller novel.