I'm the Master of Innuendo, the King of innocent yet extremely sexual and dodgy remarks. I mainly play the innuendo game with Pedro, on of the guys from my course who also went to Greece in June.

As we walk the streets eating big ice cream :"Keep it straight up or it'll fall off!"

Looking at shop window displays:
Pedro: Look, that's a Man Bag
Me: Man bag? That's not a Man bag. It's far too big and it's the wrong shape.

In a pub, drinking lemonade: Hey Pedro, How's the Big One?

In the streets of Athens,
Me: Hey Happy Boy! Hurry up!
(shopkeeper stares and raises an eyebrow)
Pedro: Oh, why do you call me Happy?
Me: Because you're not gay.

etc etc etc and it goes on and on...