I went caving on Saturday. It felt so nice to be down a cave again. I went with four guys, two of whom were gay. It was highly amusing in the car. I was squashed in the middle of the two straight guys in the back. Because the middle seat had a weird seat belt that had two contact points, one on either side, my arse would get felt up every time one of the guys have to remove their seat belts. So I was yelling at the gay fella whose car it was, " It's I hate your seat belts! My arse keeps getting felt up!"

On the way back, I was trying to attach my seat belt and one of the guys beside me made a funny noise. Someone asked me, " Audrey, are you feeling Chuck up?" And my immediate response was, " No, God no!" Roaring laughter ensued and Chuck's ego was crushed. But I told him that I respected his body. The guy driving remarked, " If you don't like Chuck, I'm afraid you don't have much other choice in this car." At which point, the other straight guy beside me said,"HEY!"

The cave itself was very nice. Wonderful formations that looked like curtains. Some cavers before us had used cave mud to make "BUSA '06" on the wall. I rearranged it into "Puss_ '06" and asked one of the guys to complete the rude word. Then, made a mini penis with one testicle and stuck it out from the wall and again asked someone to complete the anatomy.