I will conclude the abuabugigigaga story since no one else is contributing.

Final part by Audrey

Mrs Abuabugigigaga! The wife he had left in Iraq all those years ago!
Once, he had been happily married and lived a quite, contented life in rural Iraq. Then, They had come. They had taken him away and questioned him. Beaten him. Tortured him. Kicked the lights out of him. The secret police had suspected him of being a member of the underground resistance working to topple Hussien's "goverment"(everyone knew it was a sham. Hussien was a dictator. When they had done with him, they had deported him from the only home he had ever known and banned him from ever returning on pain of death.
Left without a husband, Mrs Abuabugigigaga had been unable to travel out of the country as she had no other male relatives. (Women could only travel outside their homes with a male relative or risk being arrested)
So, how was it that his beloved Mrs Abuabugigigaga was standing here, right before his eyes? As he hugged his wife, Mr Abuabugigigaga saw the words under the wrapping paper of the box :Fedex. We live to deliver.
Only Fedex can deliver anything anywhere in the world within the shortest time imaginable.
THE END